Once upon a time there was a little town; inside the town, a woman; and inside the woman, a man.
Now, don't be like that... it is not what you are thinking, you perverts!
She just ate him, so he was still inside her stomach.
But the man (chewed and all) didn't want to stay there. Neither he wanted to go out as... well... he didn't want to become brown, stinky and mushy... so he decided to crawl back up... He kept crawling, but then he remembered how he would look like if he got out like that and, once again, returned to the stomach.
Meanwhile, outside, the woman was happy. She was sure that, at last, she would become one with her love. It was hard, but she managed to eat him alive... keeping him alive 'till the last bite. Her jaw ached though, maybe because of the giant bites she had to take.
Anyway, she was happy (we already said that) and she didn't want to lose him so she covered every hole in which he could get out.
Inside, he started so recompose himself.
Outside, she started to suffocate.
Inside, he became whole.
Outside, she fainted.
Inside, he started moving.
Outside, she started looking incredibly fat.
Inside, he stretched.
Outside, she looked really weird, lying on the floor, asphyxiated.
But then, the corpse of the woman rose up and stood, her body completely covered with bumps and swelled veins.
She started to tear off the damaged skin, only to reveal that it was the man who was taking the woman off him, like if it was a suit that he outgrew while wearing (which was pretty much what happened, in a way).
Anyway, there he was, naked, standing in an unknown street, covered in blood and with the dead woman’s remains surrounding him… not a pretty sight…
To make the long story short, he’s now on trial for murder, not even his defense lawyer believes his story… but he’s about to go free. Can you tell me why?
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